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askinnyblackman:

jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

b-nksy:

I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time

the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

shazelblue:

what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food

I tried to scroll.

I tried so fucking hard.

Working on a few covers tonight

So if you maybe wanna hear them, head over to my artist’s blog and check them out, maybe give me a follow, maybe even a promo or s houtout on your blog? Help a starving artist out.

Reblog if today is not your birthday!

chutnuts:

Happy unbirthday everyone!image

How the sky would look if the planets were as close as the moon

guceubcuesu:

Moon…

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Mercury…

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Venus…

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Mars…

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Jupiter…

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Saturn…

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Uranus…

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Neptune…

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Pluto can suck a dick

That…was not ok…

114 notes / 1 month ago / Reblog

ivealreadygotthelife:

Sometimes I feel bad- I mean, I religiously blog about Megadeth and Metallica… at the same time.

I have them both in the same playlist am I a bad person?

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side

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but from straight on it just looks scared and confused

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^Probably written by a Canadian^

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